What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 00:25
True - how I loved my mum!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Are women as visual as men are?
What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do men think all women are the same?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?